My first web space provider Amber Bernstein (Hannah Brosch) once hosted the I.H.H. the International Skywise Haters,
and these made me send in my Black Moon Stuff at the first place. I felt, this was the right place to come to with my oddball vampire elf.
The I.H.H (Skywise's German name is Himmelweis) revolved around, how very annoyingly self-indulgent and gross Skywise is.
And thus I came up with this^^
It says "Memory Aid, for the makeup artist (that poor S.O.B.),
who has to do Skywise for "Elfquest" *sigh*"
in clockwise direction:
- Contact lenses on
Hairpiece on, and "suicide" them roots. (Don't forget that piece of metal)
- Fix that double chin
- Don't forget the false teeth
- Meat-coloured corset on (the one with the abs on it)
- Fix varices
- Harvest foot fungus
- It says it in the you_know.txt File :p
- Remind him, that Acid House boxers are SO passè since 1996
- Clean navel
- Shave back
- Put on them fake muscles
- Let the cheeks appear a bit thinner
- Cover the dark circles under his eyes
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